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The Desertion Of Regit. General Regit led the top holder spot. Through every crash he stood firm, and the troops wrote songs about his diamond hands. Then a rival rose: Albus, who quietly stacked until he overtook Regit. Demoted to second place, Regit’s pride shattered. Leading him to go AWOL. Chaos followed. Some called it a test of faith; others burned his portrait in meme form. He was stripped of rank and exiled to the land of the stinkies.