As a wise gentleman once said: Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? Fucking Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the fucking Johnnie Walker in the war room, by myself, with him, chilling. Why? I studied, bro. Now let me tell you what came across my desk this morning. I was scrolling fomo and reels at the same time, on the toilet, and it hit me. It makes zero sense that PURR is trading below ZCAT. HYPE has been the best altcoin runner this entire cycle and its market cap is higher than Zcash. ZCAT is the cat coin for Zcash and it’s sitting over 100m. PURR is the cat coin for Hyperliquid and i’s sitting under 10m. That’s a 10x gap on the wrong side of the trade. The bigger ecosystem has the smaller cat. Fix the ratio and you know where this goes. I studied, bro. Now it’s time for the test. Will you finally pass it, or will you fail and go back to your job at McDonald’s?t
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- 2026-09-09 03:43 UTC
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WHY ARE WE NOT BUYING? DO I GOTTA DO ALL THE WORK??? ANTI DIP ACTIVATED 🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲
Retards are selling after FOMO verification lmaoooo No wonder they will never leave their parents basements 🤡
BUTTPLUG has given me a slightly juicier yield. Gotta do a 50/50 or 60/40 split PURR x BUTTPLUG to get maximum hype drip
4/114=0.0351 3.51% yield for holding STONK500 for 15 min… 123,000% APR I’m no good at math but I think that’s quite nice 🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲
BUTTPLUG might be dripping more HYPE than PURR 👀 Point also holds it… check his portfolio Hedge PURR exposure by holding BUTTPLUG 10% allocation will hedge out any volatility and print the same amount of HYPE