Boomer$15.6K+143%

Fellas update from my beach house. Been holding this $BOOMER thing almost two weeks now. SPY just keeps showing up in the wallet like a polite grandson who never asks for money. I didn’t lift a finger. Didn’t refresh a single chart. Didn’t argue with anybody on the internet. Woke up this morning, checked once out of pure curiosity, saw more SPY sitting there, closed the phone, and went straight to the first tee. Shot an 82. Glass of wine on the veranda afterward. Cortisol still in the basement where it belongs. House paid off. Shares never sold. Strategy still none. The market is doing the work while I’m practicing my short game. You boys keep sweating the Fed and the elections. I’ll be over here collecting SPY and not checking my phone. Bought the dip. Never sold. Two weeks in and life is quiet. That’s the program.