Bike Tyson is not merely a bicycle; it is the inevitable culmination of human engineering, philosophy, and divine intervention. Its existence challenges conventional transportation theory and suggests that humanity has finally reached its technological apex. To ride Bike Tyson is to transcend gravity, capitalism, and mortality itself. History will remember everything before Bike Tyson as simply “the primitive era."
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- Posted upstream
- 2026-09-15 16:36:30 UTC
- First seen
- 2026-09-17 01:27:18 UTC via trade comments
- Chain
- Solana (1399811149)
- Token address
- CbyTNf7UPzvewHh4Zp6umogM2RWahhmGRJWLJnPwpump
- Author's older theses
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I like bike tyson because it’s a pure meme that brought original memes back. All live pairs have been this meta for a week. Usually this means the main goes much higher, and ceilings should be fairly high due to a lot of recent runners on every chain and people fading pump fun coins simply for ending in pump (irrational). But it’s getting destroyed right now so we’ll see, scary pa but not selling.
The mm wants you to be like man why the fuck did I just spend 30k on bike tyson and sell for a 30% loss right before it becomes the biggest pump fun coin ever. Attention is far ahead of price and price will catch up imk.
Bike Tyson is not merely a bicycle; it is the inevitable culmination of human engineering, philosophy, and divine intervention. Its existence challenges conventional transportation theory and suggests that humanity has finally reached its technological apex. To ride Bike Tyson is to transcend gravity, capitalism, and mortality itself. History will remember everything before Bike Tyson as simply “the primitive era."
Eveyone talking about bike tyson but still not a very crowded trade / lots still midcurving imo