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- Posted upstream
- 2026-09-12 22:05:55 UTC
- First seen
- 2026-09-17 00:32:24 UTC via trade comments
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain (4663)
- Token address
- 0x1c1daef0300551adbfbe403e7d567b6c5aff566f
- Author's older theses
- 18
Other theses on this trade
ATH + King burns another milli vanilli tokens..... Theres so much going on I dont know what to do with my hands
Big shrimpin doesn’t blink at a tiny dip, big shrimpin eats that shit up. In my pond we call dips shrimp food, and big shrimpin is fucking starving
Big shrimp is back and his chakras are realigned. We are about to be in cumtown USA. I can feel it in my little shrimp bones
We hold the line, we buy the dip, we put the meat where our mouth is. This is the new floor. The weak willed culled from the flock, we arise like the morning sun to shine light upon a day of bounty.
Hotdogs blessings to all the holders and buyers. Peace be upon your buns forevermore. For the heretics, neigh sayers, and Jackie Chan; I pray that dog will help you to find your way back onto the path of righteousness. Father shrimp only wants the best for all of dogs flock.
Feeble weak handed sellers losing steam and running out of hot dogs to sell. Big shrimpin up to bat. $hotdog in 5
FELLOW MEAT TUBE LOVERS, REJOICE. For we have geometry's greatest champion as our own. The tube is God's masterpiece. A monument to pure efficiency. The apex of divine engineering. Since the dawn of our species, we have been one with the tube. We are introduced into this plane of existence via the tube. We are nourished through the tube. We are buried in the tube. The tube is not merely a mode of transport, it is a modem for life itself. Human anatomy is scaffolded entirely upon the tube. Every organ. Every vessel. Every artery. All life on Earth, from the tallest redwood to the humblest earthworm, is constructed from tubes, down to the individual tubular cell itself. Even DNA, the literal coding of lifes existence, is a double helix. Which, if you zoom out, is just two tubes doing a little dance in celebration of life itself. What further proof do we need that God himself is, quite literally, tubular? And if God is tubular; then why would humanity, in its infinite arrogance, stray from the path of righteousness by inventing something as heretical as the triangle? Acute angles? Obtuse angles? RIGHT ANGLES??? RIGHT ANGLES DONT EVEN EXIST IN NATURE. Find me one. I'll wait, dumbass. They are statistical outliers at best and a direct spit in the face of God at worst. Pythagoras was a heretical prophet, hell-bent on severing humanity from divine wisdom and replacing it with math brain rot. And before any of you triangle fanboys slide into my DMs to defend that little math twink, you do know he huffed his own poop from in a purse he carried around everywhere with him, right? Thats who you want as your champion? The poop purse guy? The guy with the fecal clutch. You want to follow the sacred geometry of a man whose personal brand was portable poop ingestion? I don't. I won't. And FRANKly, neither should you. TRIANGLES ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF THE TUBE. Everything the tube is; smooth, continuous, eternal, purposeful; the triangle is not. Sharp. Unstable. Structurally anxious. Three sides and zero grace. Every triangle enjoyer needs to sit down, look themselves in the mirror, and ask whether embracing unnatural, immoral, sacrilegious geometry is truly the path to their salvation. And deep in your soul, past the angular brainwashing, you will find the answer. You already know the answer. Denounce your angular ways, heretics. Return to the smooth and sacred path laid before you. Walk with nature. Walk with life. Walk with God himself. WALK WITH THE MEAT TUBE.
am stuffed to my gills with soooo many hot dogdog mmmmmmmmmmmm. little baby shrimp tummy is now graduation to LARGE AND BIG TUNA SIZE TUMMY wowwwwwwww
These chodes can keep selling and I will keep on buying for the low low. Thanks for the free frankfurters fuckboys!
Wowowowow big shrimpin on these slippery lil franks. My belly tummy is fuuuuullllllll
wait a second, your tellin me that hot dog just gave me more money to buy more hot dog? We really is living in the future guys
Attention all weiner holders, today is the day we make BIIIIIIIG costco hot dog. Velcro your light up sneakers extra tight because this frank is moving fast and furious