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- 2026-09-16 20:51 UTC
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Also to those of you in here who have now been paid out an epoch and may not think it's a lot. That is how an index works. You are getting a small, consistent amount of the highest performing coins. The idea is the same as a traditional index fund. You put money in, you don't touch money, money buys the top 10 things that are most likely to go up in value. You are meant to leave the dividends alone over long periods of time, if you do the dividends will grow in value themselves. In our case our dividends (Zcat, Hypurr, Stonkcat, etc) are the most likely coins to go up in market cap, therefore your $2 of stonkcat today could be worth say $200 if stonkcat gets to Zcat size. If you believe in Stonkfun as a platform and think it will succeed long term, this is your ultimate alignment tool. It will make sure that no matter what, you are paid out in whatever is most likely to go up on the platform. This is a long term play for sure but all index funds are, this is one of the only ones in the world that has a chance for price increases of 100X+. And if you think about it, the return we are actually getting for the amounts we are putting in is pretty damn good, I bet it outpaces the S&P 500. And to oversell it, our dividends from Stonk10 will eventually pay their own dividends in Stonk, Zec, Hype, etc. (Obviously I personally benefit from this but) | would highly recommend everyone on Stonkfun have the minimum in at least and just let it accumulate over time. This is the safest, smartest play on Stonk.
Also to those of you in here who have now been paid out an epoch and may not think it’s a lot. That is how an index works. You are getting a small, consistent amount of the highest performing coins. The idea is the same as a traditional index fund. You put money in, you don’t touch money, money buys the top 10 things that are most likely to go up in value. You are meant to leave the dividends alone over long periods of time, if you do the dividends will grow in value themselves. In our case our dividends (Zcat, Hypurr, Stonkcat, etc) are the most likely coins to go up in market cap, therefore your $2 of stonkcat today could be worth say $200 if stonkcat gets to Zcat size. If you believe in Stonkfun as a platform and think it will succeed long term, this is your ultimate alignment tool. It will make sure that no matter what, you are paid out in whatever is most likely to go up on the platform. This is a long term play for sure but all index funds are, this is one of the only ones in the world that has a chance for price increases of 100X+. And if you think about it, the return we are actually getting for the amounts we are putting in is pretty damn good, I bet it outpaces the S&P 500. And to oversell it, our dividends from Stonk10 will eventually pay their own dividends in Stonk, Zec, Hype, etc. (Obviously I personally benefit from this but) I would highly recommend everyone on Stonkfun have the minimum in at least and just let it accumulate over time. This is the safest, smartest play on Stonk.
Pays out at 8am and 8pm tcb, doesn’t always show up in transfer history for some reason. I’d assume either a fomo thing or because it’s a bot trading each person and not a typical transfer. Have double checked each epoch and it does pay out.
So after 3.5 days Chypto’s dividends are at around ~1k. This is the benefit of the index, yes it does not pay out as high a dollar value as a lot of other coins, but what it does pay you is the 10 highest performing coins on the platform. So a small but steady drip of 10 highly desirable assets that also pay out their own dividends as your bag increases. The longer we hold the more this will grow. This is not the fast play, this is the smart play. Look at indexs outside of crypto, they exist for a reason, they are low yield, low risk, high compound.
We have a telegram forming in both mine and thecreat0rs previous theses
Currently just mirroring Stonk, just keep raising the floor, we’ll catch another cycle at some point
Alright folks, time to hop on twitter and tell every whale you can find about Stonk10 and how they can let it autopilot their portfolios.
Update less than an hour later, Chypto’s dividends are now worth 700 not 500, 7k a month~ paying their own dividends seemingly only going to go up as Stonk reverses. I don’t think it’s possible to oversell here. These are stupid ass numbers.
Crunched some numbers and Chypto’s dividends after 3 days are worth about $500~. So 5k a month~ That doesn’t account for how much the dividends pay out themselves and how much they’ll grow/shrink in a month. Holding just stonk 10 is just making hill. Assuming stonkfun sticks around and solidifies itself in the solana space, the ceiling is kind of limitless, the longer you hold the more you’re entrenched in the top 10 performers. Even the small amounts will add up given enough time/market movement.
As long as the epochs keep sending I keep buying. Chypto_s portfolio is the advertisement for the index. Picture his pool in a month.
Just tryna educate you on the cycles, the past month and a half has just been coins going to 5m, sinking sometimes to almost nothing, then randomly gaining traction again. If you look at a ton of the coins going up today they were the ones going down yesterday and vice versa. We pumped to 2.6m in a day, it could go to 50k mc and I would just buy more. I could literally send you 20-50 screenshots of all the ones I pulled out of after the first pump and how much I’ve missed out on. Historically, if the coin pays in a desirable dividend/is good tek it will eventually gain traction. An index is incredible tek, look at the rh one. Also an example of my most recent blunder is selling RuneScape gold at 700 after it pumped over a million the first time, currently missed out on like 20k because I gave up on it. Not making that mistake here
Alex you gotta be new to this if you think that lmao, anyways crash it to 70k so i can get 20m shares lmao
For the people at lower thresholds who might think they’re not getting paid the dividends; for whatever reason some of them just don’t show up in the transfer history but they are still in your portfolio, was confused myself on why it only showed 3/10, just checked and it did pay out the 10.
Solid group we got here ngl, the ride to the top is gonna be just fine with you guys
Literal whale bait that’s crazy, wish I had that to dump into it, I could quit my job lmfao
Chypto, making 3k a month on 10 coins that can compound themselves and also themselves give a dividend is insane
Also even with your math a 5k investment that pays 1020 a month is actually fking crazy now that I think about it.