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@slawtistt
TENDIES$28.9K-20%

Tendies is the only ubiquitous phrase in finance that truly combines degeneracy and legitimacy. Tendies meshes all levels of finance. Keep that in mind next time you’re buying something only CT understands. Everyone will buy Tendies at the price they deserve. - Stacco See @tendiesRH recent post featuring the Palantir CEO on CNBC

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TENDIES

Man I wish we could go back to the days of Wif and tickerbitcoin and spx6900 and Popcat and Mog and Fartcoin. everything went straight up and there were no violent swings up and down over extended periods of time.

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TENDIES

If this even touches 10m I will dabble into my home equity to buy more

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TENDIES

hope you took advantage of the Labor Day sale Cause it’s Tendie Tuesday now

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TENDIES

A time will come when you run out of ranch and you will be begging for more is that now? Idk is that inevitable? Yes

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TENDIES

bid and hold on like an autist getting his crayons taken away - dumbcrayoneater

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TENDIES

it appears fomo is sold out of tendies, txn wouldn’t go through til the 69th try

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TENDIES

A time will come when you run out of ranch and you will be begging for more is that now? Idk is that inevitable? Yes

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TENDIES

I was referring to the dude that said “the chart is grape” and it appears ~20minutes later, crypto.com announced tendies are available to be purchased on their platform

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TENDIES

honey chipotle chicken tendies from chilis will change your life

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TENDIES

an opportunity has been presented, what will you do with it?

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when you realize everything is a tendies farm, that is the moment you will reach financial freedom

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“The best way to predict the future is to create it” - a fellow tendie enjooyer

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@slawtistt

Ounce Capital·Member

pronouns: ten/deez

591 Followers 96 Following Joined Oct 2025

Trades
417
Swaps
1.8K
Volume
$373K
Avg hold
2.7d
Total PnL
+$10.8K

Top closed

Updated 8h ago

310 closed · top 5 by realized PnL

  1. KNOTS closed Sep 8 · in $198 +$3.7K+1,850%
  2. TENDIES closed Jul 17 · in $4.3K +$3.4K+79%
  3. $BOP closed Jul 23 · in $1.6K +$2.2K+139%
  4. $CZ closed Jul 8 · in $5.6K +$1.8K+32%
  5. $Plumber closed Aug 12 · in $4K +$1.1K+28%

Active holdings

Updated 8h ago

$38.1K total · 51 tokens

  1. TENDIES Robinhood Chain · Jul 21 #1
    Value $25.5K 2.2M TENDIES
    Profit -$5.9K-13%
  2. ALLINU Solana · Sep 16 #2
    Value $11.5K 553.5K ALLINU
    Profit +$1.8K+19%
  3. The Situation Robinhood Chain · Sep 16 #3
    Value $1K 1.2M MONITOR
    Profit —
  4. DraftKings Solana · Sep 16 #4
    Value $101 4 DKNG
    Profit —
  5. USDC Solana · Sep 16 #5
    Value $7 7 USDC
    Profit —

Value at the latest price. PnL is realized + unrealized on the current position, and % is of the amount invested in it. "—" means fomo has no entry price, so PnL can't be worked out.

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Median PnL at post
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Last thesis
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