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@one048596
Monero-Chan$14.1K-35%

I wasn’t worried in the slightest. I did briefly reconsider the necessity of three meals a day, but that was a separate matter.

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@one048596
Monero-Chan

Buy Monero-Chan → Get wXMR → Sell wXMR → Buy more Monero-Chan → Get more wXMR. Infinite flywheel.

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@one048596
Monero-Chan

I dreamed Monero-Chan was at $18m. Then I woke up. My previous dream involved growing old and dying. A rather unambitious prophecy, but one I have little reason to doubt. Naturally, I’ve extended the same credibility to this one. A Seer must trust his intuition. Especially when it agrees with his positions.

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@one048596
Monero-Chan

I am now accepting donations. I have just been diddled by @pointfarmcap

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@one048596
Monero-Chan

Find me criminals choosing ZEC over XMR when privacy actually matters. Then ask yourself why Monero has been aggressively restricted and delisted while ZEC gets to be the mainstream “privacy coin.” Everyone is blasting an “Anonymous Cat” while the real anon has been a 4chan anime girl the whole time. That’s the Monero-Chan thesis.

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@one048596
Monero-Chan

Played yesterday badly. Let the panic dictate my decisions. XMR > ZEC. Monero-Chan > ZCAT. Thesis still makes sense to me. Biggest caveat is the wXMR pair and the trust assumptions around the bridge.

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@one048596

A witness to fate, a fool before destiny.

14 Followers 6 Following Joined Sep 2026

Trades
12
Swaps
45
Volume
$28.4K
Avg hold
1.1d
Total PnL
-$6.6K

Top closed

Updated 14h ago

6 closed · top 5 by realized PnL

  1. Monero-Chan closed Sep 9 · in $3K +$214+7.2%
  2. $HASHSTR closed Sep 13 · in $552 +$108+20%
  3. $XMR closed Sep 12 · in $805 +$42+5.2%
  4. $XMR closed Sep 9 · in $160 +$3+2.0%
  5. $XMR closed Sep 14 · in $320 -$12-3.6%

Active holdings

Updated 14h ago

$23.5K total · 5 tokens

  1. Monero-Chan Solana · Sep 10 #1
    Value $14.4K 12.1M MONEROCHAN
    Profit -$4K-18%
  2. PONGO Robinhood Chain · Sep 11 #2
    Value $5.8K 4.3M PONGO
    Profit —
  3. Dominion Silver Solana · Sep 15 #3
    Value $3.1K 419 SILV
    Profit —
  4. Monero Solana · Sep 16 #4
    Value $241 0 XMR
    Profit —
  5. USDC Solana · Sep 11 #5
    Value $45 45 USDC
    Profit —

Value at the latest price. PnL is realized + unrealized on the current position, and % is of the amount invested in it. "—" means fomo has no entry price, so PnL can't be worked out.

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Theses
9
Replies
0
Tokens
2
Avg position
$14.1K
Median PnL at post
-35%
Last thesis
1d ago

Chains

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