Theses & replies
For fifteen years the internet has run on cats. Ninety percent of all content, one hundred percent of all reaction images, and every single thing your mother has ever shared on Facebook. Cats built this place. And what did they get for it? Nothing. Not one flagship asset. Meanwhile a dog got a multi-billion dollar market cap for looking mildly suspicious in a 2010 photograph. This is the largest mispricing in the history of the internet and it has been sitting in plain sight the entire time. The most beloved animal on earth, the entire aesthetic backbone of online culture, and the market went "nah, we're good, we've got the dog." CATE is the correction. Not because of the tech — there is no tech. Not because of the roadmap — the roadmap is a cat. It's because the pitch takes four seconds and everyone's mum gets it instantly. That's the only moat a memecoin has ever had and it's the only one that has ever actually worked. And honestly, cats are the perfect asset class. Completely indifferent to your feelings. Will not comfort you in the drawdown. Knocks your portfolio off the table for no reason, then maintains eye contact. Sleeps eighteen hours a day and still outperforms your active strategy. Nine lives, nine recoveries. I'm not saying that's financial advice. I'm saying it's biology.
OGColebrookYeti
@OGColebrookYeti
one of the most regarded
- Trades
- 110
- Swaps
- 362
- Volume
- $420.7K
- Avg hold
- 1.5d
- Total PnL
- +$36.7K
Top closed
Updated 2d ago72 closed · top 5 by realized PnL
- A Meme Coin closed Sep 4 · in $2.7K +$12.1K+442%
- MarsCoin closed Sep 4 · in $5.5K +$4.9K+88%
- Optimus closed Sep 10 · in $4.1K +$3.6K+89%
- microduck closed Sep 3 · in $4.2K +$2.5K+58%
- PAIR closed Sep 2 · in $2.1K +$1.7K+78%
Active holdings
Updated 2d ago$23.9K total · 17 tokens
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Cate #1Value $21K 300.1K CATEProfit +$8.6K+27%
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Delta #2Value $906 70.2K DELTAProfit +$216+6.6%
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microduck #3Value $615 102.3K microduckProfit +$23+3.9%
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Value $559 69.9K MaxProfit -$98-15%
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Tree #5Value $458 778.2K TREEProfit -$227-33%
Value at the latest price. PnL is realized + unrealized on the current position, and % is of the amount invested in it. "—" means fomo has no entry price, so PnL can't be worked out.
On fomofeed
- Theses
- 27
- Replies
- 0
- Tokens
- 1
- Avg position
- $26.6K
- Median PnL at post
- +57%
- Last thesis
- 9h ago
Chains
- 27
Fades on their calls
all →No fades on their calls yet.

