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FELLOW MEAT TUBE LOVERS, REJOICE. For we have geometry's greatest champion as our own. The tube is God's masterpiece. A monument to pure efficiency. The apex of divine engineering. Since the dawn of our species, we have been one with the tube. We are introduced into this plane of existence via the tube. We are nourished through the tube. We are buried in the tube. The tube is not merely a mode of transport, it is a modem for life itself. Human anatomy is scaffolded entirely upon the tube. Every organ. Every vessel. Every artery. All life on Earth, from the tallest redwood to the humblest earthworm, is constructed from tubes, down to the individual tubular cell itself. Even DNA, the literal coding of lifes existence, is a double helix. Which, if you zoom out, is just two tubes doing a little dance in celebration of life itself. What further proof do we need that God himself is, quite literally, tubular? And if God is tubular; then why would humanity, in its infinite arrogance, stray from the path of righteousness by inventing something as heretical as the triangle? Acute angles? Obtuse angles? RIGHT ANGLES??? RIGHT ANGLES DONT EVEN EXIST IN NATURE. Find me one. I'll wait, dumbass. They are statistical outliers at best and a direct spit in the face of God at worst. Pythagoras was a heretical prophet, hell-bent on severing humanity from divine wisdom and replacing it with math brain rot. And before any of you triangle fanboys slide into my DMs to defend that little math twink, you do know he huffed his own poop from in a purse he carried around everywhere with him, right? Thats who you want as your champion? The poop purse guy? The guy with the fecal clutch. You want to follow the sacred geometry of a man whose personal brand was portable poop ingestion? I don't. I won't. And FRANKly, neither should you. TRIANGLES ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF THE TUBE. Everything the tube is; smooth, continuous, eternal, purposeful; the triangle is not. Sharp. Unstable. Structurally anxious. Three sides and zero grace. Every triangle enjoyer needs to sit down, look themselves in the mirror, and ask whether embracing unnatural, immoral, sacrilegious geometry is truly the path to their salvation. And deep in your soul, past the angular brainwashing, you will find the answer. You already know the answer. Denounce your angular ways, heretics. Return to the smooth and sacred path laid before you. Walk with nature. Walk with life. Walk with God himself. WALK WITH THE MEAT TUBE.
1m views soon on the first tiktok, best community coin on pons and best dog coin on pons. Deserves much higher than this
am stuffed to my gills with soooo many hot dogdog mmmmmmmmmmmm. little baby shrimp tummy is now graduation to LARGE AND BIG TUNA SIZE TUMMY wowwwwwwww
https://www.tiktok.com/@hotdog_costco/video/7683955248053947679 130k likes first vid?? gem
100K likes on an RH meme tiktok account????? https://www.tiktok.com/@hotdog_costco/video/7683955248053947679
This coin has been through hell and back. Unvampable. https://x.com/Hoplitecus/status/2098159002588713388
There’s no better team, community and loyalty then the group of guys in this coin. So much higher
I don’t think a better meme with greater potential exists tbh. It’s onto a matter of time. $1.50
our first vid on tiktok has generated 10k likes in 3h and you're still sidelined https://www.tiktok.com/@hotdog_costco/video/7683955248053947679
These chodes can keep selling and I will keep on buying for the low low. Thanks for the free frankfurters fuckboys!
Can we just take 1.5 minutes to appreciate how strong that little guy is ? Whole market bleeding and he just dgaf
Betting Vlad is about to speak about the $1.50 legend himself. https://x.com/vladtenev/status/2097742049097503153
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$HOTDOG Robinhood Chain pons
- Market cap
- $3.2M
- Liquidity
- $98.8K
- Volume 24h
- $316.7K
- Holders
- 3.6K
- fomo holders
- 1.1K
Top holders
Updated 2h ago1.1K fomo users hold $HOTDOG · top 49 by value
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🌭👑THE ROYAL DECREE 🌭👑 People of the Hotdog Kingdom I've heard the whispers. "The King holds too much. 5.5% of the supply. Too much power … more
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hotdog TikTok has two +2 million view posts, a 1.7 million view post, and 1.8M likes. The page is less than a week old. The hotdog is liter… more
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How do you even set a target for something like the stock memecoin for normies? more
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pons need the hotdog at this point ngl more
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This Hotdog has now survived 2 80-90% drawdowns, tiktok is booming, best content all around, and uncrowded with retarded believers. No rob… more
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fast becoming my favorite new cult more
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5 days ago we created a tiktok page. 2m views, 500k likes, 4000 followers and you still don't understand https://www.tiktok.com/@hotdog_cos… more
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The most viral memecoin account in crypto right now. https://www.tiktok.com/@hotdog_costco more
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https://x.com/jerrycapita/status/2100970096218759554?s=46 more
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I purely and simply love hot dogs. I make sure to have one at least once a week more
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The dog is still hot 1.50 more
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Ai whales are bidding the hot dog. Wow. Long live the hot dog king. I am but his royal servant more
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The King has made his decree more
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Drew debree mode more
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royal decree has been made more
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If you are still doubting, you haven't really looked into hotdog culture more
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the dog is hot more
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1) retarded meme 2) retarded community 3) billions more
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CTO @hotdog_150 more
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I love you more
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Yeah this is lowkey just one of the best narratives on chain. Costco hot dog is so iconic and I guess there’s a new cto lead. Also they’re … more
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don’t fade the hotdog more
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reminds me of 99 cents way back on sol more
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Long live the HOTDOG KING🌭🌭🌭👑👑 more
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Ok weiner wanderers, big shrimpin checking back in. We got a little breather today to collect ourselves while things slowed down. Now that … more
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Im not always there when you calllll but im always on time 😍 more
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yummy more
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Bun stays on more
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This is one of the only memes paired with stocks thats appealing as a meme and the stock. Comfy holding this. To a buck fifty more
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Actual good meme + paired with the relevant stock Rare find more
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Vlad approved more
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the earlier you are, the harder is it to hold. strap in.. the move higher will be violent. more
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