Jeeting is a degenerative brain disease that turns functioning adults into trembling little bag dumpers the second a candle so much as twitches red. One hit of a 12% pullback and the prefrontal cortex just folds like cheap lawn furniture. You start sweating, muttering “better safe than sorry,” and selling a coin that was about to 80x so you can proudly lock in enough profit to buy a large pizza. Then you sit there refreshing the chart like a kicked dog while the people who actually held call you a tourist and a coward to your face. It’s airborne. One jeet opens his mouth in a Telegram chat and the entire group instantly develops paper hands and a persecution complex. There is no treatment except the slow, public humiliation of watching your old bags print generational wealth without you, knowing full well you were the infection. Some people recover. Most just become professional early sellers with a sad little “I sold too soon again” coping ritual. Don’t be one of them. Or do. The market doesn’t care.
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would say you guys are late but you’re genuinely early, spend some time researching the tracjecotry of this project… this is the beginning of a new cycle of wealth
would say you guys are late but you’re genuinely early, spend some time researching the tracjecotry of this project… this is the begging of a new cycle of wealth
the base for STONK is 500m - 1 billion mc with or without you… and that’s the BASE! 😂
$STONK key metrics — 16 Sep 📉 New launches: 2,769 (-29% DoD) 📉 24h volume: $29.3M (-14.7%) 📉 Revenue: $505.8K (-15.6%) 🔥 Burned: 1.7M $STONK (-19.0%) 👥 Holders: 71,259 (-235) Second red day in a row — launches down the most, volume/revenue/burn all following the same slope down. 📈 Bright spot: Bonded/Mints ratio improved to 3.14% (87/2,769) — and $ALLINU was StonkFun's standout winner today. *UTC day still ~2h from closing at time of posting, so today's numbers will tick up slightly before final. 📊 http://terminalofstonk.fun
Stonk reminds of the hyperliquid trade. You see all the fundamentals & metrics in front of you.. it’s just a matter of time until the price catches up
Crypto doesn't care about clarity or rates, we're risk on baby, stonklana szn is here!!
Third breakout attempt from the downtrend, if it breaks above - we get a new ATH soon. If it breaks below, expecting $100M range where I can load up on Stonk properly. Either scenario works for me.
stonk is oversold after being up more than 1000% and you’re selling now? not gonna make it bro
tbh STONK bottom should be in somewhere here ALLINU just went to 20m & I don‘t think that is the last runner
$STONK vs Pumpfun — Sep 15 Stock launches: • StonkFun: 856 (-4.5% DoD) •Pumpfun: 1,399 (-0.2% DoD) Custom launches: • StonkFun: 2,659 (-21.6% DoD) • Pumpfun: 3,426 (-34.3% DoD) The interesting part: custom launches got hit much harder on Pumpfun, while stock launches were relatively stable on both platforms. Market share tells an even clearer story: • Stock launches: StonkFun 59% • Custom launches: StonkFun 54% With the tokenized-equity rail, StonkFun owns the majority share. https://x.com/stonkstats/status/2100109151481614390?s=20
$500M–$1B is my BASE CASE for $STONK. Here’s why: StonkFun has now gone 10 straight days without revenue falling below ~$599K. Multiple $1M+ days. A $2.2M peak. And ~$600K is starting to look like the floor — not the ceiling. We’ve already watched this playbook happen with launchpad tokens. $PONS exploded as revenue accelerated and buybacks turned platform usage into direct token demand. $PUMP reached multi-billion-dollar territory after proving that launchpad activity could generate serious recurring revenue and fund aggressive token buybacks. Now look at $STONK: StonkFun went from $20K–$80K revenue days to $600K–$2M+ days in weeks. At just $600K/day, that’s roughly: $219M annualized revenue. And a significant portion of that revenue is used to BUY $STONK from the open market and BURN it permanently. Usage ↑ Revenue ↑ Buybacks ↑ Supply ↓ Meanwhile $STONK is still sitting around a ~$150M valuation. PONS is already around $450M. PUMP is around $1.8B. I’m not betting that $STONK needs to become the biggest launchpad in crypto. I’m betting that if ~$600K+ daily revenue proves sustainable, a ~$150M valuation won’t make sense forever. That’s why $500M–$1B isn’t my moonshot target. It’s my base case.
STONK
$STONK Solana StonkFun
- Market cap
- $203M
- Liquidity
- $4.6M
- Volume 24h
- $30.7M
- Holders
- 74.6K
- fomo holders
- 27.5K
Top holders
Updated 2h ago27.5K fomo users hold $STONK · top 50 by value
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STONK more
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Prob candles right to new highs from here more
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300m by end of weekend easily. can really go anywhere now. Flip pons? more
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ive had like 5 dms this week from mfers telling me pump launching stock pairs and that i should TP it all. fk u, higher. more
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chances are far betting for passing wif aths at some point than they are not. i'll take that bet any day of the week. more
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Bybit listing :) more
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估计一周内就突破新高了 more
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Stonk revenue going ballistic again. Gonna end up being a 7 fig day. Stonk mcap is = the top two coins on the platform. The last time I w… more
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When you Zoom out the revenue is going to keep hammering into buy and burns and this price is going to be silly! more
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IQ test fr.....We want the stonk! more
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cheap until 500m. meow more
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https://x.com/xbtdln/status/2084674782943932895?s=46 more
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STONK is at over 1m revenue today and it's only 8 hours into the day! Not sure this pace is maintained - it was partly driven by a couple… more
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I’m so freaking bullish it’s insane more
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I just let my $PURR generate enough $HYPE to sell for more $STONK and keep building my position. WATTBA more
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stonk family more
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no thesis yet
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Stonk 50b more
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When was the last time you bought something with a real shot at dethroning an ecosystem leader? Revenue numbers are there already. Marketc… more
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memefi will lead this cycle more
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200m mcap feels criminally undervalued. Means we’re still early boys more
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I entered when the market value was $1 million, then traded in waves. Stupidly, I lost all my shares, but now I truly understand Stonk. Thi… more
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buy dips sell rips run ittttt more
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pump flippening otw more
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bottom more
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I like the stonk more
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we farming hylo but you not ready for that convo more
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Loom looks amazing here btw🐕💙 more
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What will happen when Zcat in billions? more
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no thesis yet
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Pumps reactive upgrade failed, no exotic assets are bonding on their platform. This means Stonk has definitively won the RWA vertical, and … more
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Future headline: “The Trade No One Saw Coming: How StonkFun Overtook Pump.fun in Just 6 Months to Become the Fastest-Growing Company in Cry… more
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no thesis yet
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generational entry more
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seems MET adding stock pairs is causing rotation, sigh I think STONK triumphs again but we may see a rotation here that offers anothe entr… more
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This things gotta enter top 100 💯 by October more
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16% of the supply has been burned more
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stonk > pons 500m next more
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stonk to 1b more
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This setup reminds me of PEPE in early 2023, right before it ran to a $1.2B market cap. The difference is that PEPE never bought back and b… more
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本轮最有价值的币，没有之一，市盈率追上pump还有十几倍空间，回购出大牛 more
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stonk on pace to print 600k-700k revenue for today. yesterdays daily rev was 561k. ATH imminent more
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