Older theses
Have you ever played the penis game in a public place where you and a friend take turns saying penis louder and louder until someone chickens out? Penis jokes are universal, timeless, instantly understood, and arguably one of the most battle-tested memes in human history. $PENIS might be the dumbest billion-dollar thesis yet, which is exactly why it could work. Now put that meme on http://Stonk.fun, make it earn $PUMP dividends, and suddenly you have Penis Pump, a perfect parody of the entire Pump ecosystem at the exact moment everyone is arguing about Pump, its funds, its tokens, and where the value should flow. It can mock $PUMP and benefit from $PUMP at the same time. That’s the trade: the most universally recognizable joke on earth + an absurdly perfect ticker + real meme-native yield + the cultural gravity of Pump. When the market decides it needs a $1B dick joke, this is the one. P.S. imagine holders start posting videos of themselves playing the penis yelling game in public places
IMAGINE TRYING TO GOON WITHOUT AN AAPL PRODUCT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE ELECTED TO FULL PORT THE APPLE DOG INU IN CONTROL
Hold your position with patience. This is not the coin of instant gratification. There will be ups and downs but if you listen to the OGs. You will reap the rewards!!! This is going to billions!! Act accordingly! $CATE TO THE STARS
TikTok celebrity status for our lil hotdog is not priced in. $1.50 is a magnet.
Jeets gettting flushed and smart money keeps swooping in! Par is par not pons… I really believe par tech crushes all other launchpads and burns almost 10%!
remember 20% of fees of any token created on Paid (like Kevin) get used to burn the $paid token. super bullish
2m accounts starting to engange. https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2100382549235138785?s=46
I'm only selling to hedge myself to buy back lower if it retraces. Bullish AF about this project.
“Proof of presence” - whenever a new meta keyword appears, pay attention https://x.com/touchgrassrwa/status/2100330688537088215?s=46
https://x.com/thetomcollins/status/2100292131273212003?s=20 Even the small chance.....
My account always gets some transfers of a few dozen USDT. They don't look like creative rewards. Are they from fans who want me to get rich soon? Please don't tip. Use the tip money to buy paid. Follow me, and let's get rich together.
Phase 2 is probably gonna have a token push. Makes a lot of sense even to bring new users to the #2 top dex on RH Let’s danse
Pays out at 8am and 8pm tcb, doesn’t always show up in transfer history for some reason. I’d assume either a fomo thing or because it’s a bot trading each person and not a typical transfer. Have double checked each epoch and it does pay out.
Looks like we’ve got some lettuce hands to deal with. Flight 14 approaching in days plus statue at star base getting finished up.
pump penis. receive pump. sell pump. pump penis. receive pump. sell pump. pump penis.
Remember everyone give Elon some time after the distribution hes not going to see it the second it happens
ApeSoda stop stressing out about a few sells. Wanted to hold a healthier %. Also gave better entry for more believers. 1,50.
volume is gonna start flooding in the next couple days, we all know how hard this dev works genuinely convicted right now and at this point there’s no shaking me out.
Kevin Bass has no clue what he just did, he will become a legend. https://x.com/kevinnbass/status/2100401321828302981?s=46&t=XmyX3XsLN1RMOdJ0B3Sl-w
CATE has had no sympathy runner, and this fits perfect if there is going to be one. Balls on the table.
Selected thesis
- 1Read a thesis. Someone's call on a token.
- 2Fade or back the call. Stake points either way.
- 3The price decides. Winners split the pot.
Fades
all →@AwareNetGoose faded @rippinup on $PAID
entry closes in 16 hours open fade →
@AwareNetGoose opened a fade on @rippinup on $PAID
entry closes in 16 hours open fade →